Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Best and worst of new years 2017

On new years day around 12:30AM I picked up the most interesting rider I've had so far. He is a Catholic/Hindu/Sikh, and on our 20 minute drive he told me all about his outlook on life, the Sikh lifestyle, and how he just knew I was about to have the best year of my life. By far the most positive experience I've ever had with a passenger! Rock on man, you made my night of dealing with crazy drunks totally worth it.

After dropping said gentleman off, I had the worst experience as an Uber driver... I was summoned to a nearby hotel where four rather un-classy ladies hopped in. They then ate all my hard earned gummy bears, screamed and hollered at snapchat in the back seat, ranted and raved about their joint boyfriend Lamarcus, all while blasting Lil Wayne through my car stereo at top volume...

Needless to say I was glad when we got to their apartment a few blocks away, all in all they were quite rude.

Hilarious things i've heard as an Uber driver, #6

"Can I tip you with weed?"

Absolutely not dude, now get that hell outa my car!!

#TrynaNotGetArrested

Hilarious things i've heard as an Uber driver, #5

"Do you give free rides to hot chicks?" (Ridiculous wink)

Nope, sorry lady...
A) You wouldn't qualify and B) if I did the only one that would qualify would be my wife 😉

Hilarious things i've heard as an Uber driver, #4

"Can I bring my (open) beer?"

Negative homeboy, #TrynaNotGoToJail

Hilarious things i've heard as an Uber driver, #2

"Stress is bad man, the stress from my third divorce gave me prostate-itis..."

Whoa, TMI bro... didn't even know that was a thing but ok.

Hilarious things i've heard as an Uber driver, #1

"My spirit animal is a cow. I would stop eating beef but I love cheeseburgers too much..."

Rock on, cow girl.